Some people say that bad weather affects the number of negative reviews people post on yelp and other sites. How was the weather last week? I don’t remember it being so bad that anyone would have to make up bad reviews of non-weather things.
When people have to resort to manufacturing facts to prove their ideas, you may as well have fun with it #2:
[Remember the Sylvester Stallone movie “Over The Top” that came out in the 1980s?]
MAN 1: “The Hope Mills Bee Diner and those other two places are terrible. They mess up the food on purpose. Their intentions are dishonorable and they have no credibility as a restaurant. They sell greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, and dirty turdy birdy feet. Don’t go there! I told everyone how bad they all are. It’s dreadful!”
MAN 2: “Was any of it good? It’s been there five years. They must be doing something right.”
MAN 1: “Oh I haven’t been there. I didn’t even know it was there until you mentioned it.”
Next week:
MAN 1 asks the Bee Diner to cater the big business dinner for free
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